Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)
Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit
Bae: My parents are out
Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree!
Why does this not have more notes??
Because we’re scared
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week
I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP
*Presses the button like no tomorrow*
THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES
if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post
What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”
This would be ideal for trans guys.
Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy
I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men
*MASHES THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BUTTON*
I FEEL SO CONFLICTED
I would be so okay with this, but I’m really irregular, and sometimes I’m on for like seven days, and then it will happen twice in one month so I could be spending half a month as a bloke
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
this person probably has to study for finals
why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before
Have you ever been to Walmart before?
Moving out of the apartment
This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.
as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.